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Restore Britain descends into open civil war as members of the hard-right party blast Rupert Lowe for defending multiculturalism
Heroin addict magistrate who 'undermined criminal justice system' by helping gang boss run his drugs operation jailed for seven years
Scorned ex-wife from hell admits spying on former spouse and his new girlfriend using cameras hidden throughout their San Diego home
Britain risks losing status within NATO due to defence spending failures, warns former Royal Navy officer
Sky Sports reporter Rachel Brookes QUITS after revealing 'horrendous' abuse she suffered for viral interview with F1's Max Verstappen
Grandmother of toddler 'sexually assaulted and killed by her daughter and new boyfriend' was concerned when he started bathing her alone, court hears